Senior Citizens Texting Code

In Humor! by Emerson Jane BrowneLeave a Comment

Wayne Wilson learns to text. Photo: Shane Wenzlick

We laugh . . . but I wonder what I am going to be teased about when I am in my 80’s.

ATD ~ At The Doctor’s
BFF ~ Best Friend Farted
BTW ~ Bring The Wheelchair
CBM ~ Covered By Medicare
DWI ~ Driving While Incontinent
FWIW ~ Forgot Where I Was
GGPBL ~ Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA ~ Got Heartburn Again
IMHO ~ Is My Hearing-Aid On?
OMMR ~ On My Massage Recliner
OMSG ~ Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFLCGU ~ Rolling On The Floor Laughing; Can’t Get Up
TTYL ~ Talk To You Louder
WAITT ~ Who Am I Talking To?

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Emerson Jane Browne
I am Emerson Jane Browne. I write about Brains, Apps, & Productivity, and many other aspects of Life. I speak to TBI support groups, speak and teach workshops at tech, music, and writer conferences. I consult with organizations on strategic planning and building a strong community.